I briefly lost xkit for a moment because I hadn’t updated it in ages. When I realized I couldn’t block posts, I panicked. As soon as I got it back I gave the xkit guy 5 dollars. I encourage everybody to do the same! Its hell going back to that life.
family-friendly Zeus is the weirdest thing in the world
clearly the Muses were the best part of this whole movie
Fun game: pretend Phil is Danny Devito’s character from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”
confession: I have only ever seen like two episodes of Sunny
for srs tho during that moment in Disney movies when a little sidekick animal dude pops onto the screen for the first time and starts talking bullshit a little part of me dies every time
ok good Zero to Hero is a more fun song
i hope my neighbors enjoy it as the soundtrack to their loud sex
I gotta tell you, watching Disney’s Hercules for the first time as an adult is not a terribly impressive experience
I jsut love that painting because he’s clearly not color blind or doign anythign experimental with color he was jsut like “I need to put something in that corner” and added a rainbow without even bothering to look outside to double check that his memory of what a rainbow looked like was correct
hey tumblr look at this painting of the Madonna & Child
do you notice anything fucked up about it?
besides whatever’s going on here I mean:
because no one can paint a non-creepy looking baby Jesus to save their life so lets move on
ok, looks like your standard fancy religious portrait deal. st. catherine’s got some nice grapes going on there. another random baby. trees and shit. and then
is that actually
is that a rainbow that goes Blue, Gray, Red, Yellow, Olive Green???
yes it is
it was painted by this guy:
Lucas Cranach the Elder
who spent so much time doing elaborate woodcuts & engravings in black ink that he just never got very good at working with color and may have permanently hecked up his vision
but he painted hella religious art and now that painting with the fucked up rainbow is hanging in the Portland Art Museum
so just remember the rainbow
and know that you can fuck up in unbelievably ridiculous ways and still succeed